Me and my wife where walking through the town centre last night, when she started blowing kisses.

Me and my wife where walking through the town centre last night, when she started blowing kisses.

I said, "What you doing?"

She said, "That's Joey Barton on the other side of the road."

I said, "Don't do that."

She said, "Why, are you jealous?"

I said, "No, he's liable to fall over."

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